Today we’re going to learn about the three different stages of “oh, shit” from the new owner of a BMW Z4 and his passenger-friend recording him drive it straight into a wall.

The first stage of “oh, shit” is slightly alarmed but mostly excited, when the Z4 first starts to go sideways on the wet road.

The second stage of “oh, shit” is much more alarmed, with a tone that reveals the sudden sense of danger just before impact.

The third stage of “oh, shit” is heavy with the revelatory, crushing weight of awareness at how bad things have gone, and the imminent consequences that are soon to come.

ViralHog credits the video to Dylan Koupe under the description that claims the incident took place on April 21 in Massachusetts. It goes on to read “My boy crashed his Z4 first day of owning it... luckily I got it on snap.” Lucky for all of us (except the driver, and owner of that house)! Please drive responsibly.