Truck YeahThe trucks are good!  

A Ford F-150 weighs about 4800 lbs. Sure, if you run out of gas and need to push it off the road, you could put it in neutral and inch it forward.

Unless you’re Alabama Running Back Derrick Henry. Then you can push it pretty much anywhere you want at a full sprint:

Maybe... maybe someone should tell him that you can drive cars?

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