All every minivan wants to do is soar, flying free through the air, up in the clouds devoid of any soccer-toting constraints. When they do soar through the air, our good friend gravity always brings them back. And when they do come crashing back to Earth, it is almost always hilarious.

Bless you minivan, for you have achieved your dreams. Even if only for one glorious second.


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