Man's best friend should be treated with love and compassion, right? Then what's this poor little guy doing getting a walk via its owners Buick Enclave? You're doing it wrong: Ohio traffic jam edition.

Diddles and I spotted this exercise in poor judgment on the I-90 during our journey to Vermont. We spent four hours sitting on the freeway while rescue crews cleaned up an unfortunate (read: deadly) single-car rollover accident and while we all got out of our respective cars and introduced ourselves to our new semi-permanent lane neighbors, this puppy just sat and sat... and sat, while its owner chatted with her BFF on her brand new iPhone.