"My name is Jacques and I am a racing-car driver just like you except I am from Formula Un. I am the greatest one in the whole world." This must be what Jacques Villeneuve is thinking as he contemplates a career as a NASCAR driver. The French Canadian will test a Bill Davis Toyota Pick-up on Monday with a view towards racing them. Actually, this Jalop isn't a fan of NASCAR, Jacques Villeneuve or the formulaic idiocy of Will Ferrell, so we'll just sit back and laugh as the former World Champion enters the most boring racing in the world through its lowest class. (Photo: Andre Durand / Getty Images) [PaddockTalk]