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A 33-year-old electrician decided to brush up on his hoon skills by taking his '93 Astro (or was it a Safari? The report calls it a GMC Astrovan, which, of course, doesn't exist) around Pacific Raceways near Auburn, WA. Without authorization. And with a dog in the vehicle. While possibly inebrious. Say hello to Armco, mofo. Thankfully, the dog was uninjured. The driver, however, wasn't so lucky. He ended up a medevac flight to the hospital in serious condition. As for the Astro? Birdstuff is undoubtedly pissed. [Thanks to Kevin for the tip.]

Race Car Driver Wannabe Seriously Injured In Racetrack Crash [KOMO]

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