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The cars are real. The owners are real. The attitudes are real. The Nevada desert is real. And so is Las Vegas, sort of. Would you like hang out with Susan H.? How about Tina D.? We bet they are nice. But we must also point out that the vehicles shown are actual Scion owner cars, meaning that some may be modified with non-genuine Scion parts and accessories. Void warranty, danger and a negative impact on performance...you know the drill.

Call Scion at 0-800-0HCR4P. Just call Toyota.

Photo credit: Scion via Commercial Archive


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