(Uncle) Sammy Hummer Weekend: Patriotic H2 Redemption

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&ndash Jonny Lieberman
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Got a Big Johnson T-shirt
Got a little baby, teeny nutsack
Got a jacked up Chevy Tahoe
Sitting in the parking lot of American Interstates
Gonna drink some Buds
Smoke some Reds
Eat Big Macs
And drive... drive about 55 mph
Uncle Sammy Hummer Weekend, yeah!
It's a Sammy Hummer Weekend baby**

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**Sung to the righteous tune of "Sammy Hagar Weekend" by Thelonious Monster.

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