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The Donald announced this week his three casinos — Trump Plaza, Trump Marina and the revoltingly named Trump Taj Mahal — will be giving away $1 million worth of semi-luxe autos over the weekend of July 7th, 8th and 9th. That means he (or more likely Bill — who only seems to be good at doing Apprentice stuff) be handing out the keys to 30 Jaguars, Hummers, BMW's, Mercedes and Lexus vehicles over the three days. Never one to go small, The Donald is calling it the "$1,000,000 Mega Car Giveaway!" — all we need now is for Donald to be running around yelling "You've got a car! You've got a car!" in an Oprah-like PR-gasm. Three cheers to mega-hype! Yay! Yay! Yay!

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