Tractor Trike Is The Best Trike Because It's The Biggest Trike

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Most trikes are bad trikes, because they’re “I like to roll over” trikes. But this trike isn’t one of those trikes. It’s better than those trikes—because it’s bigger than those trikes.

All other trikes should bow before this, the biggest trike of them all.

Cheers Mr. Big Tractor Trike man, thanks for building such a behemoth of a trike. And for not wearing shoes, because fuck shoes.


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