Tracked Robot Chases Man, Aggressive Sentience Imminent

We keep telling you the robot wars are going to happen any day now, and you just don't listen. While this is more like some version of a robot dog nipping at your heels, we still don't know what the mechanical marvel is going to do with that ball when he catches his prey. Okay, we kid, we're pretty sure this is another one of those TARDEC toys (where do they get those marvelous gadgets?) paid for with your tax dollars, but it looks like it could throw down if properly equipped for robot war.

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Alf, in pog form

I, for one, welcome our multi-tracked robotic overlords; like to remind them that as a trusted jalopnik commentator I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground assembly mills!!