While we were cooing like babies over loud noises and airborne explosions, Toyota's official Open Road Blog spent some time navel-gazing over the long holiday weekend. The lint ball of choice was the Toyota logo and the company's official version of what it means. Yes, friends, it appears they plan to take over the world — spreading vanilla seed far and wide. Hit the jump for the translation.

"The two perpendicular center ovals represent a relationship of mutual trust between the customer and Toyota. These ovals combine to symbolize the letter "T" for Toyota. The space in the background implies a global expansion of Toyota's technology and unlimited potential for the future."

There you go you conspiracy nuts — here's your proof Toyota plans to expand their technology across the globe in a Borg-like attempt to assimilate the entire automotive world. Although we kid the super number one best automaker from the land of the rising sun, we would like to remind you that resistance may in fact be futile. [Toyota Open Road Blog]