Tool — 'Rosetta Stoned'

Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.


Tool was on the radio when I was heading to the dentist yesterday and as soon as I got home I decided it was time to unearth what may be truly the best jam ever recorded.

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I love Tool and all but whoever told them their 10+ minute epics are great and they should make a whole album out of them needs a kick in the butt.  Brevity is the soul of wit, this is why punk happend, etc.

I’m a Tool fan from way back, they were one of my first shows on the Aenima tour, back when you discovered band the old fashioned way - from Beavis and Butthead’s commentary on the Prison Sex video.

Time marches on. I guess it’s true you can’t go home again. The new album just makes me feel old and tired and grumpy. I’m like