Today, Your SUV Burns! Tomorrow, Babylon Falls!

So here we got this flakazoid dude burning up SUVs in Denver, apparently because he's, you know, saving the earth and stuff. He gets popped after racking up four notches on his gas can (one man's crusade is just vandalism to The Man), and now there's fear that he's part of the "shadowy" Earth Liberation Front. See, "ELF" was found written on a window at the scene of one of the arsons. Of course, during the time he destroyed four SUVs, 50 more were built in Detroit- and sold at a loss.

Report: Alleged SUV firebomber may have ecoterror ties [Summit Daily News]

Pam Anderson wants a G-wagen, Hold the Cow Carcass [internal]


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