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This Russian Military Truck Can Drive Over People Without Hurting Them

Truck YeahThe trucks are good!

Russia has a problem, and that problem is snow. Specifically, Russia has a lot of snow. Lots. Lots and lots and lots. So when you have a lot of snow, you do the only logical thing – you build a 6 x 6 monstrosity with tires so big and supple they have the side benefit of being able to completely run over a dude.

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Oh, and the dude remains completely unscathed. Don't forget that part. That's an important part.

The catchily-named TREKOL-39294 uses special low-pressure tubeless tires, which not only enables its victims to feel like they've been run over with a big pillow, but also allow the vehicle to float on water, float on snow, float on grass, and really just float over everything.

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As I've been wondering lately how to completely crush my enemies without the responsibility of long-term damage, the TREKOL-39294 is clearly the solution to all of my problems. Or maybe just its tires are.

Will be putting this on every single vehicle I see shortly.

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TheAutoRules

I had a toy one of those when I was a kid. It was called a "Stomper." The tire were very similar