Marcel Foster was busted for speeding in Spartanburg, South Carolina. During the traffic stop police found two bags of a "leafy green" substance in the car and "a large white crack rock inside a clear bag between Foster's buttocks."
The curious part of this story is the 23-year-old Foster admitted he didn't have a driver's license, gave permission to the police to search his vehicle, and also let them search his person.
This gave them permission to easily find the "leafy green" substance, the $1,757 in cash he said he got "from his girlfriend" and, of course, the crack rock nestled between his butt cheeks. He's facing charges of drug trafficking and driving with a license that suspend for, not surprisingly, a drug violation.
At least he didn't try swallow it. (H/T Keith!)