"ISUZU ASCENDER ANGRY! ISUZU ASCENDER HATE BUILDINGS! ISUZU ASCENDER SMASH!"

At least, that's what I like to pretend was the thought process inside this Ascender's computer-brain around 6 a.m. this morning after it crashed into an apartment building in Cincinnati's West End, according to WLWT news.

Of course, it's more likely that a possibly intoxicated driver lost control of the re-badged GMC Envoy and then ran away, but I think it's more fun to think the Isuzu unleashed its inner Incredible Hulk for no reason at all.

The building had been undergoing renovations for the last few months, which will no doubt be set back after this incident. All three floors were damaged in the crash.

You can see more photos over at WCPO news. You know, that Isuzu looks pretty trashed, but considering the damage it did, I kind of expected it to look worse.

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That's a tough SUV, man.

Photo credit WLWT