Look, we hate hybrids as much as any god-fearin' 'murican with a fear of over-complexity in our cars, but a parking sign's a parking sign. And this shot of an Audi R8 parked in what is clearly not one, but two spots — one for hybrids and the other for motorcycles — is why this Audi R8 driver is clearly an asshat.
Mostly because if you're going to steal a hybrid spot, leave the motorcycle spot for something small — like a Fiat 500 Abarth or a JCW Mini Cooper.
(Hat tip to Matt Morris!)