This Is What The Mario Kart Starting Grid Would Look Like In Real Life

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Patrick George
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I love Mario Kart! You love Mario Kart! If someone you know doesn't love Mario Kart, you should cut them out of your life immediately. But while the karts are great, have you ever wondered what a real-life Mario Kart racing series would look like?

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According to this great infographic from Motors.co.uk, it would be an epic battle between a bunch of small Euro-market hatchbacks. Sweet! Among others, Mario gets an Alfa Romeo MiTo, Princess Peach gets a Fiat 500, and Bowser gets a Toyota iQ. I'm not so sure about that last one.

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It's a fun list for sure. Hit the expand button or click here to, you know, expand it. What's the best real car Mario Kart lineup you can come up with?

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