This Is The Opposite Of Road Rage And It Is Freaking Me The Hell Out

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You hear the horn. You see the wayward pickup truck. You hear a window roll down. And then... nothing. Well, not nothing. But it’s at that point you expect an old-school royal rumble to break out. And it just doesn’t. In fact, the opposite happens, and it’s almost like I don’t know what to make of it.

I also don’t know what to make of the 1984-esque recitation of the Declaration of Independence, but your car is your temple, man, listen to whatever you want in it.

These days, a dashcam video that involves honking means inevitable fisticuffs. (A lack of honking, naturally, means an asteroid will soon come crashing out of the sky and completely obliterate a small Russian village.) So when everyone is not just all nice about it, but someone actually says “thank you for beeping at me,” it’s just not computing in my brain.

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Courtesy? Appreciation? An acknowledgement of mistakes??????

This must be similar to how Neo felt when Agent Smith shot at him in The Matrix and the bullets just stopped.

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We all make mistakes while driving. Owning up to them actually makes the world a better place.