This Completely Trashed And Mangled Lamborghini "Needs A Good Buffing And An Oil Change"

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Quick question: When can you buy a Lamborghini Murcielago for just $10,600? The answer: When it's been so trashed that it no longer even resembles a car, save for an errant tire here and there.

Yes, this fine piece of mangled Italian metal can be yours for a mere fraction of what a new Lamborghini costs. As you can see from the photos, it's been involved in a minor fender bender, but it's nothing the seller assures us can't be taken care of with a good buffing and an oil change. What a deal!

"Another victim of a "right rear wheel into the gas tank,'" the seller says. Oh, so that's what happened there. Just from the photos alone we can see that there are some fantastic salvageable parts here, like that radiator, or the Lambo badge on the hood. I've seen wheels in worse condition than that, too.

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"Many good parts or to make a race car out of. Some suspension remains." Well, I'm sold. Anybody wanna go halfsies on this with me?

Photos credit eBay

Hat tip to Micah!

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Yes, a Lamborghini - even in that condition - can get you laid.

How, you ask? Very simple!

Step 1: Buy some Condoms first! You're gonna get laid, so be safe - Remember, your penis does not have Stability Control.

Step 2: Buy Murcielago for $10,600 (can't believe I just typed that!)

Step 3: Park it (more like 'dump it') in front of your house

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Step 5: ??????????

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