“Forever” might be a slight overstatement, but not even popping the tire stops this burnout. Nope! They whittle the wheel of this $300 special down to the nub. Behold, the very essence of “hold my beer and watch this.”

Poetry in motion, that.

{ wipes single tear from eye }

The video swears up and down that this was done on a private road and that this camo-covered beater was purchased specifically for ending a party with a bang. Mission accomplished.

Just when you thought you’d seen the light, the true meaning of life itself and one epic ridiculous burnout — wait! There’s more. There’s a second video cut between different angles:

Yes, ma’am. There’s a fire.

And it’s beautiful.


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