Let's say your little Seymour or Brynleee wants a Power Wheels car, but they're not like the other kids. They think Barbie's Mustang is for cowards, the F-150 isn't menacing enough, and the Jeep lacks outright slaughtering power. What do you get for your lil' desert warlord?
You get them Mad Max Power Wheels, which should totally be a thing. Why is this not a thing?
This should totally be a thing.
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