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They Wouldn't Really Tow My Car, Would They?

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As you know, I collect heartfelt notes to the mean ol' tow-truck driver, as found in junkyards. Unfortunately, I can't find a way to peel off the ominous "red tag" stickers applied by angry apartment-building managers.

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Here's what happens when you write a note asking for just a little more time and slap it on your parked-where-it-don't-belong car. Welcome to the boneyard!

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"Car is broke. Will pick it up tomorrow." No, you won't!

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Jonathan Harper

Ouch. If said 'car is broke' then git the durn thang towed!

Gonna happen one way or another...obviously.