They Wouldn't Really Tow My Car, Would They?

As you know, I collect heartfelt notes to the mean ol' tow-truck driver, as found in junkyards. Unfortunately, I can't find a way to peel off the ominous "red tag" stickers applied by angry apartment-building managers.

Here's what happens when you write a note asking for just a little more time and slap it on your parked-where-it-don't-belong car. Welcome to the boneyard!

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"Car is broke. Will pick it up tomorrow." No, you won't!

DISCUSSION

Jonathan Harper

Ouch. If said 'car is broke' then git the durn thang towed!

Gonna happen one way or another...obviously.