All Your Friends Are Terrible Drivers

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Everyone has one of these, a person in their lives who they are absolutely terrified to drive with. This person could be a friend, a family member, a coworker. Or maybe it’s you!

Last week, I asked you guys to spill on that one friend you’re scared to get into a car with. Are they erratic, panicky or just way too confident? Are they aggressive phone-users? Over-estimate their ability behind the wheel? All of these things?

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The most terrified I’ve been as a passenger happened when I was riding in the car with a friend’s dad. Now, this dad was a real nice guy, but absolutely petrified to be behind the wheel.

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And it didn’t help that his mother was in the passenger seat, panicky to be in a car in the first place screaming at him to slow down on the highway. We were the ones going 55 in a 65. He’d brake to merge. It was so, so bad.

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Your turn. Who are you scared of?

Yield (HighClassJanitor)

Someone needs to have a talk with this person ASAP.

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Gus (Sovande)

What’s Gus up to now?

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Fatal Attraction (MattRFrankenBenz)

Crush, gone.

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Wake Up Call (scratched cornea)

Swerve, swerve, swerve.

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Call Him Out (rcasi)

These people need to be called out.

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Bad Porsche Driver (mnmrosen)

I’ll pass on a ride in your Porsche.

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Dad (Mr. Blandings)

Breathe, just breathe. And then speak.

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Eyes Wide Shut (Keep It Classy

I am floored.

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Eminem (disco_tango_whiskey)

It’s good music to work out to, admittedly.

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Situational Awareness (SlothLovesChunk)

That’s real important for driving.

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Boss (It’s a “Porch-uh”)

Now the meetings are arranged separately.

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Hills (Coreboy)

Yeah, those affect your speed.

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Best Friend (Hayden Lorell)

That’s when you become the driver for everything.

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Speeding Ticket (Justin Culmo)

Never had one! Wonder why?

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Cop Story (Larry)

That training doesn’t guarantee anything.

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Family Rundown (PttyBlue43)

I enjoy all the names you gave them.

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Don’t Drink and Drive (Brick HardMeat)

Don’t drink and drive, don’t drink and drive.

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Johnny (HarkPtooie)

Johnny needs to keep his eyes on the damn road.