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After 35 LeMons races, a Volkswagen has finally taken the overall win! With a small field due to the usual first-time-at-new-track deal, the race for the win on laps became a Supra-versus-Golf affair early on.

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The JBR Dogma Supra stayed within a single lap of the Short Bus Golf for much of the race, but never could close the gap. Meanwhile, some serious vintage drag racing madness was taking place on the adjacent dragstrip, while interesting flying machines from nearby Offutt Air Force Base added to the din of roaring engines in the Nebraska (actually Iowa) sky.

Not enough LeMons action for you? Check out the top lemons of past races: Altamont '07Arse Freeze '07Altamont '08Ohio '08New England '08South '08Texas '08Arse Freeze '08Texas Spring '09South Spring '09Reno '09New Orleans '09New England '09Buttonwillow '09South Fall '09Ohio '09Texas Fall '09Arse Freeze '09Phoenix '10South Winter '10Texas Winter '10Sears Point '10Detroit '10New Orleans '10Goin' For Broken '10South Spring '10Dallas Summer '10Washington DC '10Colorado '10New England '10Arse Sweat '10


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1. Team Short Bus, Volkswagen Golf
Winner On Laps
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2. JBR DOGMA Racing, Toyota Supra
Winner, Class Good

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3. Free Candy Racing, Honda Civic
Photograph by Nick Pon

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4. Team Polksa Kielbasa, Nissan 300ZX
Winner, Class Bad

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5. Ecurie Lowcosse, Volkswagen GTI
Photograph by Nick Pon

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6. Shag Me Motorsports, Porsche 944

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7. Tree Guys, Toyota Paseo

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8. USA WTF 1 TOO, Mazda RX-7

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9. Airborne Ranger Race Team, Chevrolet Beretta
Winner, Index Of Effluency
Winner, Class Ugly

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10. USA WTF 1, Ford Mustang
Photograph by Nick Pon

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11. RULLEPOLSE RACING, Ford Mustang

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12. Naturally Ass-Paraded, Toyota Paseo

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13. Lincoln AssassinVIIItion, Lincoln Mark VIII
Photograph by Nick Pon

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14. WorstCase / Zombie Squad Racing, Honda CRX
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15. Not Fast But Really Furious, Ford Probe

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16. Road Kill Warriors, Oldsmobile Eighty-Eight
Photograph by Nick Pon

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17. Lemon Aid Racing, Geo Metro

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18. Time Travelers Of Doom, Pontiac Fiero
Winner, Grassroots Motorsports Most From The Least award

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19. Big Oil Racing, Pontiac Firebird
Winner, Judges' Choice award
Photograph by Nick Pon

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20. Dutch Rudder Racing, Datsun 280Z
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21. Crystal Gayle Cougars, Plymouth Neon
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22. JBR Flying Monkey Racing, Toyota Supra

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23. Viper Light Racing, Plymouth Neon

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24. Team Skid Steer Bobcat, Mercury Bobcat
Winner, Organizer's Choice award
Photograph by Nick Pon

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25. The Rusty Nuts, Jaguar XJ6
Winner, Heroic Fix award
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26. Löwbräu Racing, Porsche 914
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27. Clueless Racing, Honda CRX
Quickest lap of race (1:24.191)
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28. Strange Racing, Datsun 510
Winner, I Got Screwed

Disclosure: Murilee Martin gets crazy baksheesh for his work on the LeMons Supreme Court.

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