The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
Teenagers have always lusted after cars as a way of getting other things they're lusting after, which is why we've compiled these eleven 2009 model year cars most likely to get you laid.
Because we've shown you what types of women certain cars attract, we thought we'd spice this list up a bit with the type of women you'll most likely pick up with these 11 cars you'll most likely get laid in. Of course, keep in mind we didn't say these cars will get you exactly who'll you'll want to copulate with. But we digress.
Anyway, you'll also want to click on each vehicle's image to see how the car will seal the deal for you.
11.) 2009 Ford F-150 Platinum Edition
Costs: $40,910 MSRP
Attracts: High-Class Redneck Ladies
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10.) 2009 Lexus IS 250
Costs: $32,325 MSRP
Attracts: Upwardly Mobile Executive Assistants
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9.) 2009 Audi S5
Costs: $51,875
Attracts: MILFs
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8.) 2009 Cadillac Escalade
Costs: $62,545
Attracts: Girls Sippin' That Crissy
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7.) 2009 Toyota Prius
Costs: $22,000
Attracts: Eco-Minded Yuppies
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6.) 2009 Bentley Continental GTC
Costs: $193,300
Attracts: Golf Course Preppy Chicks
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5.) 2009 Jeep Wrangler
Costs: $20,205
Attracts: University of Tennessee Sorority Girls
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4.) 2009 Subaru Forester
Costs: $19,995
Attracts: Ani DiFranco Fans
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3.) 2009 Ferrari California
Costs: $200,000 MSRP (est)
Attracts: Lamborghini Booth Professionals
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2. ) 2009 VW Eos
Costs: $31,615
Attracts: Flamboyant Gay Males
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1.) Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione
Costs: $210,000 (limited U.S. sales)
Attracts: Anyone with a pulse
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Photo Credit: Hot Rodder Magazine