The nice thing about shopping for a car on Craigslist is that you can trust you'll deal with a well-adjusted, down-to-Earth seller. No wait, you're gonna sort through a metric ton of nutsos.
It's a whale. Built out of a Yugo. The eyes blink red and everything.
Suggested By: Rory_Carroll
This Corolla listing describes a lifetime of bad choices.
Great runner. Girlfriend pregnant , wife mad must sell all my toys . U must take items on car. There is bbq parts, arrows, mt. Dew cans. There may also be a few items that u may throw away.
Suggested By: jmpSTI980
A 'free car' listing in Colorado Springs stated that there's a car buried at the back of the seller's property, possibly filled with corpses.
"I don't think anyone's in it but I'm not sure. Mafia people used to live around here. You'll need a bobcat to dig it out"
Suggested By: uncalbe50
Two pounds of weed for a Mustang 5.0? Sounds like a good trade for one Bay Area resident.
Suggested By: dealieD712
This guy is selling his fairly ordinary 1998 BMW 528i. What he fails to mention, even in the slightest, is that there's a full-size Tumbler parked next to his car.
Clearly, we have found Batman.
Suggested By: fartburgler
One part 1962 International pickup. One part 1990s Pontiac Grand Am. Mix together to form the most horrifyingly bad truckcar you've ever seen.
Suggested By: jinglehoffer32
Not only do you get a 69,000 mile "four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass" but you also get FREE MC Hammer pants "for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants."
Suggested By: ViorentGrip
"IT FUCKING EATS DEAD DINOSAURS!"
Suggested By: Colin Leslie
You might think it's just a $50 49cc Yamaha Razz, but no, it's a sexmachine that will impregnate anyone in the immediate vicinity.
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