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The Telltale Heart Gets to Teenage Blogger, Lands Him in Jail

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The thumping from under the floor must've been intense, because drunken teenage nitwit Blake Ranking posted that he yanked the steering wheel in a misadventure that sent the driver to the hospital with serious injuries and killed his best friend. He then later redacted the statement, saying that the driver told him that he did it and that he remembers nothing of the incident. Nevertheless, prosecutors entered the blog as evidence. The Floridian 18-year-old got five years in the hoosegow, a decade of probation and a permanent license suspension for his idiocy, and rightfully so, we say. Rightfully so.


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