The Subaru Brat Is Practical For The Proletariat

Good morning comrades! The glorious revolution has treated us well, no? We have fields to harvest dirt in, and Subarus for us to play in.

The Subaru Brat is truly the four-wheeler of the masses, because Subaru doesn't think four-wheel drive is only for the rich. Yes, down with those capitalist pigs, and their 4WD Rolls-Royces!

...What? Rolls-Royce doesn't make anything with four wheel drive? And the list of things with four wheel drive up until the point of the Brat mostly included jeeps, and certainly not Bentleys and Lamborghinis?

No matter, as this is the true People's Car, what with its four wheels that all turn at the flick of a switch. Oh Brat, you spoil us!

Even if one of your configurations is "no back."