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While Ms. Rice seems to be about as party-averse as an an anarchist in a room full of Bolsheviks, apparently, one of her minions really knows how to throw down. Take one Federal Buick LeSabre, add flashing lights and a PA system, throw in a cooler and a case of Heineken and then barrel through the streets of NYC with three chicks in the car with the lights going, calling out "Keep to the right!" over the vehicle's megaphone. When you get broadsided by a cab, um...well, that's probably the moment that post-party regret kicks in. Still, valiant attempt at injecting some fun into the staid world of government service, old boy. [Thanks to Texans for the tip.]

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