The Saddest Hoon is a Wartburg Man


We've seen more pathetic attempts at hoonage, but never buy a guy who was trying so hard. Unfortunately, our man here was forced to saddle a Wartburg as his steed, and not one of the cool ones. We ache for him. We ache for Wartburg. We ache for East Germany. We ache for Raymond Carver.


5 Passengers and 57 Footballs: Wartburg! [Internal]


@biminitwst: testes truck? I've seen 'em running around here, too, but never thought to call 'em that. I like it though.

My goal is to print up bumper stickers that say "My truck has balls because I don't" and slap one on every one I see.

Oh, yea, poor, poor little underpowered wartburg...