The Rules Of Riding On The Back Of Another Man's Motorcycle

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Besides chain smoking, or being a 1960s movie star, nothing makes you look sexier than riding a motorcycle. But when you’re a man it’s awfully hard to look cool on the back of another man’s bike, an unceremonious position referred to as “riding bitch.”

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Is there a way to ride bitch while looking cool, sexy and detached — and avoiding any unfortunate ball-to-ass contact? Filmmaker Alex Vivian shows how to do it in this short.

All of these are great suggestions. I think the best way to go here is the rodeo thing. Women love cowboys. FACT.

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Or, you know, you could stop being hilariously insecure and just ride. That works even better.

Hat tip to Autoblog!


Contact the author at patrick@jalopnik.com.

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The best rule is to hang on tightly when riding on the baaaack.