The Roomia, Sportia '84 Cordia!

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Let's continue our Cordia weekend with this inspiring ad from Australia.

Do you think Laura Branigan got any royalties for the thinly-veiled version of her song? Maybe! In any case, we especially like the cult-leader white jumpsuit on the bearded dude in the red Cordia. Man, woman, and dog roam the outback in their Cordias, looking for recruits at their sinister picnics. Cordia! Roomia!