The Predictable Winner

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Máté Petrány
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Welcome to Paper Jam, the feature where we highlight the best automotive advertisements from the past! Print might be nearly dead, but our scanners are just getting warmed up.

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When we say we are the only ones with the winning formula for success, we’re on the same page. You’re also a winner, no question about it. You make the right choices in life, and this time, you have as much as eleven options. And no other car can match any of them. Wherever excellence is a way of life, we have dealerships. For a very good reason.

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Watch CBS TV for a while, then let your authorized dealer show you why 1970 will be different.

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Photo credit: Cadillac via Newsweek April 6 1970 via Sensei Alan

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