The Police--'Don't Stand So Close To Me'

Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

What was a pervy ballad about a teacher and student romance is now the anthem of our times.

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Ash78, voting early and often

Best song to ever rhyme Nabokov, hands down.