The Only Thing Small Is The Price

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Máté Petrány
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Welcome to Paper Jam, the feature where we highlight the best automotive advertisements from the past! Print might be nearly dead, but our scanners are just getting warmed up.

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Was your last car’s tailgate counterbalanced? Will you swear not to drive your new one more than 12,000 miles a year? Are you ready for a big buy?

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If your first answer was no, while the second two were positive, call Ford now at whatever number you want. They’ll direct you to the right place, eventually.

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