The Official Not-So-Big Three Congressional Hearing Drinking Game!

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We know it's the middle of the day, but it's Friday and we ain't got shit to do other than watch this three-ring not-so-Big Three circus. Luckily, a friend sent in an idea for a drinking game. Their rules below the jump, let's make up some of our own in the comments.

One sip for every time Bob Nardelli says, "I don't know."
Two sips for every time Bob Nardelli says, "I'm new to this industry."
Chug when Nardelli mentions Home Depot.
Drink entire six pack if Nardelli leaps across the conference table to strangle member of Congress.

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Also, sorry about the Chevy shot glass rather than a GM one. I couldn't quickly find one with a GM logo, and I didn't want to waste precious drinking time.

Also, if you're looking for a full live-blog, head on over to Speed:Sport:Life. They've got some fun stuff going on over there.

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DISCUSSION

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Rob Emslie

Even better than drinking:

I smoke two joints for Nardelli

And two joints for Wagoner

I smoke two joints for the Ford guy

I think his name's Mulally

I smoke two joints in before the hearings, and two when they have a break

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,

It helps when I am baked

Been building cars for all these years

But now no one will buy

So I smoke two joints and lay folks off

It's easier when I'm high

Smoke two joints …

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin' man

And momma she once told me son you do the best you can

But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said

Hard work good, and hard work fine but first get them to give you bread