Sup, bruh. You think you’re so tough with your fuckin’ diesel Chevrolet Colorado or Ram 1500? Think again, bruh! Meet the Nissan Titan Warrior concept. It’s a diesel truck for people who aren’t hospital patients.
The Titan Warrior concept is a diesel Titan XD roided out to meet owners’ insatiable desires for off-roading, adventure, and doing Jagerbombs while they watch MMA fights. The ride height’s been lifted a full three inches with 37-inch tall off-road tires on 18x9.5-inch aluminum wheels. It’s also six inches wider to accomodate a long-travel suspension. OF ASS-KICKING.
Designers added what they call “modern armor” to the exterior, beefing up the titan with a meaner face, fenders and front skidplate. Under the hood is the 5.0-liter, 390 horsepower Cummins turbodiesel V8, which packs enough torque to reverse the rotation of the earth. And take your to the grocery store to get more Creatine.
See the Titan Warrior Concept at the Detroit Auto Show—if you think you can handle it!
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