The Nexus Of The Universe Has Been Found And It Is A Discount Tire Store

Or is that a Tire Discount store? Anyways, we have finally found it, everyone. The nexus of the universe. The point at which space and time converge upon themselves, and are reflected back unto eternity. The nexus is almost certainly located within a Taco Bell, but what’s more important is how it manifests itself.

Because on the one hand, you have Discount Tire. But on the other, you have Tire Discount. And both are right next door to the Taco Bell.

The mysteries of existence are vast, and we have just begun to delve into that which it may behold.


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