We already knew the Mini Cooper Coupe was coming to the U.S. market, but now we've got the first fully unclothed shots of the new two-seater from BMW's itty-bitty car division. And what we see with the camouflage off is the most frat boy-looking car we've ever seen.

Seriously, the little Coupe looks like it's wearing a backwards-facing baseball cap. With a mouth wide enough to down an entire can of Hamm's Ice Light faster than a bolt of lightning, we're just waiting for it to hit the Quad for a ragin' kegger.

Be that as it may, it's still a cool little package and we can't wait to get our first drive of the two-seater in John Cooper Works trim.

And in that trim package, you'll get a 1.6-liter four-cylinder gas engine with a 121 hp output at 6,000 rpm and torque of 118 lb-ft at 4,250 rpm. That'll help it go from 0 to 60 in just 8.3 seconds and give it a top speed of 127 mph.