How will Mercedes let the world know about their tire-destroying, twin-turbocharged Mercedes-AMG GT at the Super Bowl? With bad CGI, woodland creatures and one of the most groan-inducing jokes I've heard in a long time at the end.

Yep, that's all the 503 horsepower GT gets here. A side role in a tortoise vs. hare story, where the tortoise sneaks into an AMG factory, steals a GT and uses it to chase down the hare. And then the car files through the air at the end as the tortoise says "WHO'S YOUR TURTLE!?!" because it's apparently 2001 again.

Well, at least the GT sounds good.