The local taco delivery truck utilizes the world’s first queso lubricated supercharger.


Lance Tedford spends his energies working on his 1985 Chrysler LeBaron. He is extremely tall and can never die.

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I’m sorry, but no. Proper chili con queso (because just saying “queso” means “cheese”, not the cheesy soupy food you’re referring to) does not have the proper viscosity to lubricate the engine efficiently. Close, but good CCQ is a bit thicker than what you’d want in a good lubricating dip.

Also, and I mean this respectfully, you can go to hell with that crunchy taco shell bullshit.