The Jalopnik Morning Shift

• No — come on Times, let's get it straight — only Fields can be called "Funkmaster." [NYT]
• But Daimler-Benz thinks Mercedes is a good size! [Detroit News]
• The Edge-uh likes to sell a few vehicles. [Freep]
• Carfax maybe needs to come up with a solution to misleading title searches that don't make you think like you're getting a 10%-off coupon. [Detroit News]
• The General claims they're still going to build the Volt. We'll see about that. [Cape Breton Post]