The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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• We really thought that said "hardon" for soft top. And then we may have said "umm, maybe." [Freep]
• It's no longer "Toyota won't be #1," instead it's "whether or not you disagree..." Isn't that damning enough? [Detroit News]
• Many suppliers are now looking for the cheap n' easy bankruptcy. [Freep]
• Oh wait, it's time for the Spring "What's Fueling Gas Prices" article. [Detroit News]
• Slower than a speeding kid on a trike, more belligerent than a drunk with one arm tied behind his back...able to crash two cars in a single night, he is...Superdrunk! [Detroit News]