The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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• Dude, you didn't have to jump. We know the automaker's are laying people off left and right, but there could have been another way. [Freep]
• We hear that cows also produce a lot of carbon monoxide. [Detroit News]
• UAW is focusing it's money where the new jobs are. That's probably a smart idea. [Freep]
• Honda's a scary, scary competitor, that's why. [Guardian]
• Dr. Z, Michigan's the place to be! Just ask your wife and kids. [Freep]