The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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Ray Wert
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• FoMoCo's announced a press conference for 9:00 EST today on Aston Martin. One guess as to why. [Detroit News]
• Michael Rosenberg needs to leave Michigan. Right now. [Freep]
• I can't imagine why the Germans would be upset at the EU's request. [Detroit News]
• Usually when we think Mustang, we think penis envy...not breasts. Although we jest, breast cancer research is important. So go buy a Mustang. [Detroit News]
• Well, DaimlerChrysler can finally stop singing "Blame Canada!" [Freep]

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