The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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Ray Wert
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• Hey Ford, Navistar — you bitches better just hug it out, k? [Detroit News]
• Wow, Gettelfinger's taking getting thrown under the train surprisingly well. [Freep]
• Yup, we were right — private equity groups are being hosted in the design dome. Where's our five bucks? [Detroit News]
• There'll be 32 '32's at Autorama this weekend. Sweet. [Freep]
• Workers at FoMoCo, in addition to everything else, should brace for higher health care costs. And oh yes, probably no jobs. [Detroit News]

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