The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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• Zetsche is still confident on a Chrysler Group turnaround. Yeah, I'd be saying that too if I couldn't find anyone to buy it. [Freep]
• We'd heard they'd segmented off a part of the Tech Center (design dome perhaps?) to give tours to money men. Looks like Cerberus was the first. [Detroit News]
• Chicks dig Dodge? If they do, and the brand's anything but cute — does that mean chicks like things that aren't cute? Sweet, we're totally in. [Boston.com]
• If the Geneva show is "enviro-friendly," what the hell are all those supercars doing there? [Cincinnati Enquirer]
• It's the attack of the Ford tiny cars! Run for your lives! [Detroit News]