The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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• All your precision profits are belong to Audi. [Reuters]
• Seriously guys, we really are meaning to think about the possibility of buying the Chyrsler Group. For real. No joke. Come on — stop laughing! [Detroit News]
• Honda lies to make you rack up more miles, Toyota lies to make you rack up less — but here's the kicker quote: "Detroit brands, he says, "by and large are perfect."" Never thought we'd hear someone say that — ever. [Freep]
• Hey salaried workers at FoMoCo! Today's the last day to accept a buyout — better hurry up! [Freep]
• The Tim Hardaway effect even extends to his car wash. [AOL]


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